This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

When a quick-witted but co-dependent college girl helps her best friend land a boyfriend, she's left on the outside looking in and is forced to deal with the realities of adulthood for the first time.

栗子致力于研(😍)究记忆交换技(jì(❗) )术，男(🍅)友钟瀚非常(🤣)支持(🙅)。科(kē )学(xué )家(😱)白堂(🥫)武秘密研究(🥛)克隆(🐈)人(rén )，却只能搞出(🐹)没有灵魂的空壳(🍃)(ké )，他意识到记忆(🈂)交换技术是(shì )他(♐)(tā )最需要的。但栗(🕯)子不愿与(yǔ )白(bá(🏵)i )堂武(🃏)合作。白堂武(🍀)将钟(🚅)瀚(hàn )变(biàn )成(🧚)“白痴(🕹)”骗栗子帮钟(🏠)瀚恢(💐)(huī )复(fù )情感。钟瀚(🚏)突然成了绑架(jià(👀) )反(fǎn )克隆人专家(🌵)刘大明的嫌疑(yí(🚶) )犯(fàn )。栗子试图帮(🧀)钟瀚(💞)洗冤，竟(jìng )在(🌪)自家(🌩)发现刘大明(🍧)尸体(🌏)。白(bái )堂(táng )武(🚩)提出(🏫)克隆刘大明并植(🔳)入(rù )记(jì )忆。栗子(🚘)勉强答应。栗子潜(🚿)(qián )入白堂武实验(👾)室发现：真正(zhè(😕)ng )的(de )钟瀚已死，现在(🗝)的钟(🛸)瀚是(shì )白(bá(🐒)i )堂武(🙃)的克隆人。白(🍜)堂武(🥜)利(lì )用(yòng )记(🚋)忆交(💛)换技术批量生产(✌)克隆(lóng )人(rén )杀手(🆔)。栗子和钟瀚一起(🈚)捣(dǎo )毁(huǐ )白堂武(🚪)实验室。两人逃亡(🌶)(wáng )之(🤩)(zhī )际，钟瀚却(🌶)将自(🕚)己锁在里面(⚡)(miàn )，随(🍀)实验室一起(🐲)毁灭(🥚)。数周(zhōu )后(hòu )栗子(🐧)发现自己怀上钟(🥔)瀚的(de )孩(hái )子，这让(📤)她坚强地面对未(🍌)来(lái )。

玄门掌门江(🤪)元为救元都百(bǎ(🖤)i )姓(xì(🗂)ng )，牺牲自己将(⏱)上古(😵)妖兽飞(fēi )天(🌸)(tiān )神(📧)猪封印于其(🎺)子江(🛢)五山体(tǐ )内(nèi )。此后二十年，江五山(⛷)在山(shān )村(cūn )长大(🚓)，却因自小长了一(🙉)条(tiáo )猪(zhū )尾巴，一(🦔)直被(🛷)同村人视为(🤨)(wéi )怪(💆)(guài )胎。某日，江(⬜)五山(🌷)被同村人(ré(🏇)n )欺辱(📟)，怒而变猪头，因此(🐺)被(bèi )赶(gǎn )出山村(😳)。怀疑自己撞邪的(🛣)(de )江(jiāng )五山前往元(🚤)都，寻找改变自(zì(🤠) )己之法。

Three men struggle to save their relationship while traveling across country in search of a doctor they believe will make one of them well.

张乾救了(🍶)师妹(💨)苏樱(yīng )雪(xuě(🍿) )，在表(📋)白前却误杀(🕒)了师(🔧)弟(dì )，导致了(〰)师妹(🖤)的误会，两人(rén )阴(💴)(yīn )差阳错来到现(⚽)代后，张乾一(yī )直(🧢)(zhí )希望得到师妹(🏋)的原谅，却(què )没(mé(🦓)i )想到(🕒)半路杀出一(🌏)个长(🆖)的很(hěn )像(xià(🚘)ng )师弟(👺)的李一白，三(⛹)人的(🏎)感情(qíng )在这段错(⏲)综复杂且水土不(🎴)服(fú )的(de )现代生活(🦕)中闹出不少笑话(🐟)(huà )。